Jokes

FUCK THESE ARE FUCKING GAY JOKES YOU FAGGOTS!!!!!

Did you hear about the small golf course? you dont have to shout fore only two and a half

Why do golfers wear 2 pears of pants? incase they get a hole in one

What do you get if you dail 8765673346236746289? a sore finger

What did the farmer say to the cow on his roof? get off

How did the farmer mend the hole in his pants? with cabbage patches

A farmer went down to milk his cow but as he was going to feed his cow he saw 3 women skinny dipping in his pond and they said "were not comin out intill you leave" "ok im just feedin the crocidiles!!"

How many letters are ther in the alphabet? 24 beacuse et went home

Why couldn't draculas wife get to sleep? because of his coffin

What is a pigs faviorite karate move? a pork chop

What do you call a pig with three eyes piiig

Im letting my pet pig sleep on my bed what about the smell? he will get use to it